With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those fat chicks at the abbey are gonna gross my eyeballs right outta my head. Muffin tops and camel toes, gah! Karen Marie Moning
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It is not unusual for people to carry their books around with them. Sometimes these books are carried in the pockets of the jacket, pants, or even over the shoulder. However, there are times when someone will want to carry their books in a more discrete manner. If you are worried about people noticing your book, it is a good idea to wear a jacket, a hoodie or something that covers the books up.

If you are carrying a book around in a bag or a purse, it is best to either keep it in a ziplock bag or at least keep it separate from the rest of your belongings. If you plan on carrying this book around with you everywhere you go, then you may want to consider taking up dressing like a skank. In other words, if you plan on wearing high heels, short skirts and tight fitting clothing, then wear those clothes all of the time.

This way no one will ever know that you have your library with you.

Source: Shadowfever

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